That’s pretty awkward door-kicking form, Steve. We need to work on your technique.

That’s pretty awkward door-kicking form, Steve. We need to work on your technique.

The Six Million Dollar Man, tossin’ gorillas around like nobody’s bidness.

The Six Million Dollar Man, tossin’ gorillas around like nobody’s bidness.

The Six Million Dollar Man gets a rad “Mission Control Center” and the Bionic Woman gets a… “Bionic Beauty Salon”?! WTF?!
OSCAR: “Steve, plug in to your new Control Center and receive your mission briefing.” 
STEVE: “Nice.”
OSCAR: “Jaime, your mission is to, uh… look… pretty. Here, we’ve built this, um… Bionic… Beauty Salon to help you complete your mission.”
JAIME: “Are you #&%@ing kidding me?!”
OSCAR: (cough)

The Six Million Dollar Man gets a rad “Mission Control Center” and the Bionic Woman gets a… “Bionic Beauty Salon”?! WTF?!

OSCAR: “Steve, plug in to your new Control Center and receive your mission briefing.” 

STEVE: “Nice.”

OSCAR: “Jaime, your mission is to, uh… look… pretty. Here, we’ve built this, um… Bionic… Beauty Salon to help you complete your mission.”

JAIME: “Are you #&%@ing kidding me?!”

OSCAR: (cough)