
That’s pretty awkward door-kicking form, Steve. We need to work on your technique.

The Six Million Dollar Man, tossin’ gorillas around like nobody’s bidness.
The Six Million Dollar Man gets a rad “Mission Control Center” and the Bionic Woman gets a… “Bionic Beauty Salon”?! WTF?!
OSCAR: “Steve, plug in to your new Control Center and receive your mission briefing.”
STEVE: “Nice.”
OSCAR: “Jaime, your mission is to, uh… look… pretty. Here, we’ve built this, um… Bionic… Beauty Salon to help you complete your mission.”
JAIME: “Are you #&%@ing kidding me?!”
OSCAR: (cough)

